Cooking.

[Barnowlnoddy]

Two cannibals talking of eating missionary types.
One says - have you tried one of those from that strange house on the bend of the river?
Other says yes, but no matter how I prepared it, stewed, baked, braised, boiled roasted or what, it was as tough as tree bark.
T'other says, youv'e got it wrong mate, those from the bend on the river are Friars.