How to get into heaven from Scotland

Yella Fella · 25th November 2010, 19:11

I was testing children in my Glasgow Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting into heaven.

I asked them, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big jumble sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?"

"NO!" the children answered.

"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?"

Again, the answer was 'No!'

By now I was starting to smile.

"Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweeties to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?"

Again, they all answered 'No!'

I was just bursting with pride for them.

I continued, "Then how can I get into heaven?"

A six year old boy shouted,

"Yuv goat tae be deid"

Kinda brings a wee tear tae yir eye.

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windrush · 25th November 2010, 19:54

I was all ways told take the road out of Scotland

Yella Fella · 26th November 2010, 07:29

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Originally Posted by windrush

I was all ways told take the road out of Scotland

"Yuv goat tae be deid"

Hopefuly not by the route above! Heaven forbid!

25th November 2010, 19:11	#1
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