Wardrobe

FLYING BANANA · 19th February 2023, 07:59

A couple living near a busy road were fed up because every time a bus rumbled by, the wardrobe door swung open. The wife decided to get a joiner in to fix the wardrobe:

The joiner checked it over and couldn’t find a fault so got inside the wardrobe.

Just then, the husband came home and went into the bedroom.

"What’s going on?" He asks, as he opens the wardrobe doors.

The joiner replied. "You won’t believe me, but I'm waiting for a bus!"

Dorchester2 · 19th February 2023, 09:58

Excellent!

19th February 2023, 07:59	#1
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19th February 2023, 09:58	#2
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