What to do......?

[Groundsman Willie]

Originally Posted by mss

I am beginning to suspect that you are actually a young, beautiful, sensual female who is infatuated by my good looks, personal charm and charisma. The insults that you constantly throw at me are an attempt at controlling hiding your true feelings.


It happens to me often.

It's no good, you've rumbled me.. My inept attempts at flirting have come to nothing. I read that you had the body of Steven Seagal with the brains of Stephen Hawking, (although it may have been the other way round), but I must now transfer my affections, as well as my large inheritance and my love of nude gymnastics, to another.

[Mike Trident]

Originally Posted by another_clean_sheet

Because of the volume of cars they are buying every year they get a huge fleet discount from the manufacturer. When they sell on they only have a small loss and all it has cost them is fuel and road tax. These cars end up on car supermarkets (Motorpoint, Cargiant etc)

Spot on! years ago I worked out that I could contract hire a new car for less than I would lose in depreciation. I expected I would probably have a new car every year. I actually ended up with a new car every three months. I asked the company how they worked it. They explained that on most cars they broke even when they sold it, so all the rental money was profit. A way of renting out a large number of cars that would actually cost them nothing! Just wish I had thought of it lol

[MSS]

Originally Posted by Groundsman Willie

It's no good, you've rumbled me.. My inept attempts at flirting have come to nothing. I read that you had the body of Steven Seagal with the brains of Stephen Hawking, (although it may have been the other way round), but I must now transfer my affections, as well as my large inheritance and my love of nude gymnastics, to another.

Don't give up so easily, sweetie. Good things come to those with patience and persistence.

Your mentioned an inheritance......