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Old 5th November 2006, 18:03   #1
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two snowmen sitting in a field one says to the other ......."can you smell carrots ???? "

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Old 6th November 2006, 10:51   #2
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Oh dear me lol
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Old 7th November 2006, 14:33   #3
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Two cannibals eating a clown - one says to the other "does this taste funny to you?"
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Old 7th November 2006, 14:38   #4
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a
fire in the craft it sank -- proving once and for all that you
can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
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Old 13th November 2006, 15:31   #5
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What does a billiard ball do when it stops rolling? Looks round!!
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Old 13th November 2006, 16:03   #6
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