What do they teach these people.

[coolcat]

Originally Posted by barney bear

I've seen your penguin Stu, he was riding down the river Mersey on the back of narwhal singing sweet Caroline at the top of his voice.

A contender for 'Penguins got talent'

[FLYER]

Now listen up all off topic self righteous scallywags .

I deal with the paying public on a daily basis and im always polite .

I expect manners from yoots wot work in outlets and im damn well going to get it .

No more mister nice guy .

[Leyland Worldmaster]

Originally Posted by FLYER

Yes but i was pleasant .

I didnt say "haw you ya wee tart get this sorted" now did i ???

I know you were nice, perhaps she had a bad morning with non-George type customers...

I'm going have to retrieve my penguin...

[FLYER]

Originally Posted by coolcat

A contender for 'Penguins got talent'

Oh here we go .
Another thread taken over by a small clique of mates


It will be forty pages of drivel then a mod will be alerted and the whole thing will go mammary glands up .


And all over a tea bag .

[barney bear]

Originally Posted by FLYER

Now listen up all off topic self righteous scallywags .

I deal with the paying public on a daily basis and im always polite .

I expect manners from yoots wot work in outlets and im damn well going to get it .

No more mister nice guy .

Is that not an oxymoron? A nice Glasgow cab driver No such thing exists on gods green earth

Only joking George, we love you really

[barney bear]

Originally Posted by Leyland Worldmaster

I know you were nice, perhaps she had a bad morning with non-George type customers...

I'm going have to retrieve my penguin...

You'd better hurry, the narwhal was leaving a wake behind it as it was travelling so fast

[Leyland Worldmaster]

Originally Posted by barney bear

I've seen your penguin Stu, he was riding down the river Mersey on the back of narwhal singing sweet Caroline at the top of his voice.

Oh hloody bell! I've told him about this before! Should not have bought that CD...

[FLYER]

Originally Posted by Leyland Worldmaster

I know you were nice, perhaps she had a bad morning with non-George type customers...

I'm going have to retrieve my penguin...

Fact of the matter is she was a torn faced badly trained typical example of the yoots of today .

Plus i think it was a bad time of the month .

Generally !!!

[FLYER]

Originally Posted by barney bear

You'd better hurry, the narwhal was leaving a wake behind it as it was travelling so fast

Im reporting you for taking my thread so off topic it has disappeared up its own exhaust pipe ...

[Leyland Worldmaster]

Originally Posted by FLYER

Oh here we go .
Another thread taken over by a small clique of mates


It will be forty pages of drivel then a mod will be alerted and the whole thing will go mammary glands up .


And all over a tea bag .

One of my Unicorns had carried out an internet search for teabagging.

My advice?

Don't carry out a search for that subject...