Golf Joke

rustymotor · 19th January 2018, 08:28

Guy had been waiting for almost 2 years to join his local golf club, one morning he gets a letter from the club saying he had been accepted and to make an appointment for a tour of the clubs facilities..

On arrival with a huge smile on his face the resident professional greets him and gives him a quick tour, after which he is invited to the club house for a welcome drink and to complete his membership..

The guy running the bar asks the new member if he would like a quick tour of the club house, he said yes and he would like to use the toilet, barman tells him where the toilets are and off he goes for a pee..

On his return he says to the barman, what a lovely touch having a putter and two golf balls as a sign for the gents toilet, by the way he asks what sign is on the ladies toilet..

Barman says oh just a picture of the committee..

19th January 2018, 08:28	#1
rustymotor Posted a thing or two Rover 75 Tourer Join Date: May 2017 Location: Hull Posts: 1,848 Thanks: 216 Thanked 432 Times in 340 Posts	Golf Joke Guy had been waiting for almost 2 years to join his local golf club, one morning he gets a letter from the club saying he had been accepted and to make an appointment for a tour of the clubs facilities.. On arrival with a huge smile on his face the resident professional greets him and gives him a quick tour, after which he is invited to the club house for a welcome drink and to complete his membership.. The guy running the bar asks the new member if he would like a quick tour of the club house, he said yes and he would like to use the toilet, barman tells him where the toilets are and off he goes for a pee.. On his return he says to the barman, what a lovely touch having a putter and two golf balls as a sign for the gents toilet, by the way he asks what sign is on the ladies toilet.. Barman says oh just a picture of the committee..