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Old 7th December 2007, 22:44   #1
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Default Young Marie's French Vacation

Young Marie was excited. She was going to visit her cousin Madeline in France. She was going to stay an entire summer and she was excited about meeting Madeline and visiting France, but she was most excited about learning French.

When she arrived, she was even more thrilled because Madeline's cat had just had kittens, and Madeline gave Marie three of them to raise as her very own. Because Marie was beginning to learn French, she named her three new kittens Un, Deux, and Trois.

Marie played with the kittens constantly, and she took them everywhere she went. One day, Marie and Madeline were playing beside the Seine River. Marie put her three kittens in a small toy boat and pulled them along the river while she walked carefully beside them on the bank. Unfortunately, a large boat sped by, and the wake tipped Marie's toy boat and the kittens spilled overboard.

Seeing Marie in tears, Madeline rushed up and asked what had happened. Marie replied, very sadly, . . . "Un, Deux, Trois cats sank."
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Old 8th December 2007, 07:41   #2
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Old 8th December 2007, 08:56   #3
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So, were the kittens ok?
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