Christmas jokes

versus · 14th December 2015, 05:43

There are three men maturation stages:
- He believes in Santa Claus.
- He does not believe in Santa Claus anymore.
- He is a Santa Claus.

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Father tells his son in kindergarten during Christmas festival:
- Son, you're already big and you need to know that Santa Claus does not exist. I pretended to be him.
- Father, I knew that long time ago. And you were the stork as well?

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Two programmers talking:
- I feel so good, Christmas is here again!
- Great, and it's even better than sex.
- Howcome?
- You see, Christmas comes more often.

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Dear Santa,
I really enjoyed the Chinese fireworks that you have presented me the last year. This year I'm expecting from you two fingers.

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Father once bought his children a pack of batteries for Christmas with a note on
it "Toys are not included".

planenut · 14th December 2015, 11:39

Being Father Christmas - the only job where you get the sack at the start!

14th December 2015, 05:43	#1
versus Posted a thing or two Rover 75 V6 Auto, 2000 year Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Chisinau, Moldova Posts: 1,506 Thanks: 389 Thanked 273 Times in 211 Posts	Christmas jokes There are three men maturation stages: - He believes in Santa Claus. - He does not believe in Santa Claus anymore. - He is a Santa Claus. ** Father tells his son in kindergarten during Christmas festival: - Son, you're already big and you need to know that Santa Claus does not exist. I pretended to be him. - Father, I knew that long time ago. And you were the stork as well? Two programmers talking: - I feel so good, Christmas is here again! - Great, and it's even better than sex. - Howcome? - You see, Christmas comes more often. Dear Santa, I really enjoyed the Chinese fireworks that you have presented me the last year. This year I'm expecting from you two fingers. ** Father once bought his children a pack of batteries for Christmas with a note on it "Toys are not included".

14th December 2015, 11:39	#2
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