why do men need women? - Page 5

James.uk · 4th December 2011, 23:47

Hire one.. She wont call you, send you flowers, text you, tell your wife, or want breakfast in bed... All you get is the bill! lmho...

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payner75t · 4th December 2011, 23:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by Talago

My Mum just forwarded this to me:

One Flaw In Women

Women have strengths that amaze men...

They bear hardships and they carry burdens,

but they hold happiness, love and joy.

They smile when they want to scream.

They sing when they want to cry.

They cry when they are happy

and laugh when they are nervous.

They fight for what they believe in..

They stand up to injustice.

They don't take "no" for an answer

when they believe there is a better solution.

They go without so their family can have.

They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.

They love unconditionally.

They cry when their children excel

and cheer when their friends get awards.

They are happy when they hear about

a birth or a wedding.

Their hearts break when a friend dies.

They grieve at the loss of a family member,

yet they are strong when they

think there is no strength left.

They know that a hug and a kiss

can heal a broken heart.

Women come in all shapes, sizes and colours.

They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you

to show how much they care about you.

The heart of a woman is what

makes the world keep turning.

They bring joy, hope and love.

They have compassion and ideas.

They give moral support to their
family and friends.

Women have vital things to say

and everything to give..

HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN,

It is that they forget their worth.

good grief.
they also good at mucking people about.
taking far to long shopping.
denting your car.
and screwing with your head!

Poppy · 4th December 2011, 23:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by Talago

My Mum just forwarded this to me:

One Flaw In Women

Women have strengths that amaze men...

They bear hardships and they carry burdens,

but they hold happiness, love and joy.

They smile when they want to scream.

They sing when they want to cry.

They cry when they are happy

and laugh when they are nervous.

They fight for what they believe in..

They stand up to injustice.

They don't take "no" for an answer

when they believe there is a better solution.

They go without so their family can have.

They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.

They love unconditionally.

They cry when their children excel

and cheer when their friends get awards.

They are happy when they hear about

a birth or a wedding.

Their hearts break when a friend dies.

They grieve at the loss of a family member,

yet they are strong when they

think there is no strength left.

They know that a hug and a kiss

can heal a broken heart.

Women come in all shapes, sizes and colours.

They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you

to show how much they care about you.

The heart of a woman is what

makes the world keep turning.

They bring joy, hope and love.

They have compassion and ideas.

They give moral support to their
family and friends.

Women have vital things to say

and everything to give..

HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN,

It is that they forget their worth.

YOU SHOULD OBVIOUSLY LISTEN MORE TO YOUR MUM.....

payner75t · 4th December 2011, 23:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by Poppy

YOU SHOULD OBVIOUSLY LISTEN MORE TO YOUR MUM.....

do i spot a biased opinion lol!:xmas-smiley-004:

Poppy · 5th December 2011, 00:00

Quote:

Originally Posted by payner75t

do i spot a biased opinion lol!:xmas-smiley-004:

Noooooooo, not at all....... Just sense.....

Anyway, off to bed now, the other thread has done my flipping head in with all the barmy answers,,, lol

Talago · 5th December 2011, 00:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by Poppy

YOU SHOULD OBVIOUSLY LISTEN MORE TO YOUR MUM.....

I have no option. She gets very loud if I don't.

payner75t · 5th December 2011, 00:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by Poppy

Noooooooo, not at all....... Just sense.....

Anyway, off to bed now, the other thread has done my flipping head in with all the barmy answers,,, lol

think i ought to as well , supposed to be in a meeting at 9am.

baughurst · 5th December 2011, 19:24

It's worth remembering the old saying.

Women have many faults, men have only two. Everything we say and everything we do.

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