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22nd April 2017, 08:49 | #1 |
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MG ZT 1.8t+. No.3 of 4 in Sunspot Yellow & Ford Fiesta in Black. Join Date: Aug 2010
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Champagne
I was sitting in the hotel bar when I spied a beautiful woman sitting on her own, I sent her over a bottle of champagne.
She brought the bottle over to me and gazed into my eyes. She had that sultry look as she whispered into my ear, "I hope you have at least 7 inches in your pants". I took the bottle of champagne back, I ain't cutting 3 inches off for anyone.
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