The Older Woman

Sprinter · 1st May 2013, 17:49

Not so long ago I went on a date with an older woman. She was quite a bit older than me but she still had her good looks, a wonderful figure to match and was great company.

We got on really well and the age difference didn't seem to matter at all. At the end of the evening she took me back to her place and as soon as we got in the door we went at each other. The passion was red hot as we kissed and started to undress each other.

Then she said something I thought I would never hear...
'Have you ever tried a little mother and daughter action?'

I couldn't believe my ears. My head was spinning at the thought of it.
'No', I said, 'never, but if that's what you have in mind I'm all for it.'

She briefly broke away from our embrace and shouted upstairs...

'Mum, are you still awake?'

RPWC · 1st May 2013, 21:22

Aaaaarrrrrghhhhh Mingin

Alan_G · 2nd May 2013, 14:20

AHAHAHAHAHA! classic!

Tin Tent · 2nd May 2013, 16:20

Look on the bright side could have been her daughter and you may have had a heart attack, mind you i suppose it's not a bad way to go.

1st May 2013, 17:49	#1
Sprinter Posted a thing or two Jag S-Type 4.2 V8 Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Derby Posts: 1,645 Thanks: 271 Thanked 427 Times in 293 Posts	The Older Woman Not so long ago I went on a date with an older woman. She was quite a bit older than me but she still had her good looks, a wonderful figure to match and was great company. We got on really well and the age difference didn't seem to matter at all. At the end of the evening she took me back to her place and as soon as we got in the door we went at each other. The passion was red hot as we kissed and started to undress each other. Then she said something I thought I would never hear... 'Have you ever tried a little mother and daughter action?' I couldn't believe my ears. My head was spinning at the thought of it. 'No', I said, 'never, but if that's what you have in mind I'm all for it.' She briefly broke away from our embrace and shouted upstairs... 'Mum, are you still awake?' __________________ “Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.”

1st May 2013, 21:22	#2
RPWC This is my second home 75 model car Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Newcastle upon Tyne Posts: 20,186 Thanks: 4,008 Thanked 5,083 Times in 3,114 Posts	Aaaaarrrrrghhhhh Mingin __________________ Cheers. Rich…

2nd May 2013, 14:20	#3
Alan_G Posted a thing or two MG3 Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Falkirk Posts: 1,507 Thanks: 242 Thanked 153 Times in 123 Posts	AHAHAHAHAHA! classic! __________________ http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s...5signature.jpg

2nd May 2013, 16:20	#4
Tin Tent Avid contributor rover 75 tourer Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Stourport On Severn Worcestershire Posts: 151 Thanks: 42 Thanked 27 Times in 25 Posts	Could of been worse. Look on the bright side could have been her daughter and you may have had a heart attack, mind you i suppose it's not a bad way to go.