Queen

[FLYING BANANA]

My flight to Dubai was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who kept everyone in a good mood as he served us our food and drinks. As the plane prepared to decend he swished down the aisle telling us that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to let you know he's going to put this big scary piece of metal on the ground so if we all could put our trays up it will all be over in a jiffy'.

As he scooted back up the aisle he noticed this well dressed Arabic woman hadn't moved a muscle so he said 'perhaps you didn't hear me over those loud engines but i asked you to raise your traizy-poo so the main man can pity pat us onto the ground'. The woman replied 'In my country I'm a princess and i dont take orders from anyone'. and the attendant replied with out missing a beat 'Well sweetie pie, in my country I'm called a Queen which means i outrank you. Tray-up Bitch!'