Damn pigeons

MissMoppet · 19th September 2020, 10:50

After seven years of leaving my motor in the same place why have pigeons elected to perch and poo here? With apologies to any Pigeon Protection Society my answer, hopefully solution, is:

edwardmk · 19th September 2020, 11:08

That'll larn 'em.

Unfortunately for me I'd need to add a 6' x 4' Indian Fakir's bed onto the roof of mine to stop the seagulls. I'm just researching how to keep cats off the roof of the convertible. And why do spiders love to hide in powerfold's?

At least no rats have chewed through the wiring in my Tesla, mainly 'cos ever owning one is as likely as ( please fill in your appropriate thought)

steve-45 · 19th September 2020, 12:57

Errrrrrrrrrrr ...... winning the lottery !

edwardmk · 19th September 2020, 14:02

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Originally Posted by steve-45

Errrrrrrrrrrr ...... winning the lottery !

That works for sure.

roverbarmy · 19th September 2020, 14:23

I have to say, with less footfall and fewer "chipsharers" in the Great Yarmouth marketplace, there has been a lot less poop this year in East Norfolk!

euro44 · 19th September 2020, 16:11

I have exactly the same problem, in my case the trees have grown all round our little car park so now there is nowhere for the grey beast to avoid the brutes. To add insult to injury its multi coloured and in full sun so sticks like the proverbial ****. Am hoping for a 12 bore for xmas so I can stop the bi-weekly car wash.

trikey · 20th September 2020, 19:25

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Originally Posted by roverbarmy

I have to say, with less footfall and fewer "chipsharers" in the Great Yarmouth marketplace, there has been a lot less poop this year in East Norfolk!

That's because the flying beach rats have moved to South Norfolk

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edwardmk Gets stuck in MG ZT 260, Rover 75 Connie SE auto Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Redruth Posts: 984 Thanks: 1,324 Thanked 399 Times in 271 Posts	That'll larn 'em. Unfortunately for me I'd need to add a 6' x 4' Indian Fakir's bed onto the roof of mine to stop the seagulls. I'm just researching how to keep cats off the roof of the convertible. And why do spiders love to hide in powerfold's? At least no rats have chewed through the wiring in my Tesla, mainly 'cos ever owning one is as likely as ( please fill in your appropriate thought)

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steve-45 This is my second home Rover 75 Saloon CDTi Join Date: Oct 2015 Location: Belvedere Posts: 4,076 Thanks: 108 Thanked 1,089 Times in 774 Posts	Errrrrrrrrrrr ...... winning the lottery !

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euro44 Avid contributor mg zt-t 226th made from total of 396 Join Date: Nov 2019 Location: chelmsford Posts: 155 Thanks: 175 Thanked 55 Times in 37 Posts	I have exactly the same problem, in my case the trees have grown all round our little car park so now there is nowhere for the grey beast to avoid the brutes. To add insult to injury its multi coloured and in full sun so sticks like the proverbial ****. Am hoping for a 12 bore for xmas so I can stop the bi-weekly car wash.