In the takeaway

[FLYING BANANA]

I went into a Chinese takeaway last night:

The owner of the shop said. "What do you do for a riving?"

I said. "What do I do for a living? I'm a bit of a comedian."

So the Chinese chap says. "Go on then, change colour."

I said. "No! I'm not a chameleon, I'm a comedian."

So then he says. "Tell me a joke, make me raff."

I said. "You want me to tell you a joke and make you laugh?"

Just then his wok caught fire, so I said. "Wok! Wok!"

And he said. "Who der?"