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Old 8th August 2010, 21:50   #1
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I swear to drunk i,m not god!!!
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Old 8th August 2010, 21:51   #2
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Old 8th August 2010, 22:07   #3
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I did not take the car!!
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Old 8th August 2010, 22:09   #4
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"What seems to be the officer, problem?"

I do these while sober a lot =(
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Old 8th August 2010, 22:20   #5
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Old 8th August 2010, 22:31   #6
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Old 9th August 2010, 08:05   #7
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Honest, all my exams do not start until next week. Can I go out and play now???

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Old 9th August 2010, 08:05   #8
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"I swerved to miss a rabbit, and lost control of the car"

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