The star

FLYING BANANA · 21st December 2022, 13:12

George had taken his wife to the theater, but half way through the first act he was busting for a leak:

Then at interval he had a difficult time pushing through the crowd trying to find the Gents down one passage and around the next until he was somewhere backstage.

He was desperate and when he discovered a fountain, surrounded by foliage, the effect of the tinkling water was the last straw.

Nobody was about so he took out his thingy and relieved himself into the fountain. It was a great relief.

He took some time finding his way back to his seat and when he sat next to his wife again he whispered. "Have I missed much of this second act?"

"Missed it?" She said. "You were the star."

stocktake · 21st December 2022, 15:29

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