Best quotations ever...

klarzy · 13th March 2015, 20:43

I would like to start a list of truly classic quotations.....

I have just heard what has now become my favourite...

1, Superman wears Chuck Norris pyjamas...

ashleywood.ash · 13th March 2015, 20:49

I love chuck Norris gags. You could start a thread on those alone.

- chuck Norris can unscramble an egg
- chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago but death doesn't dare tell him

klarzy · 13th March 2015, 20:58

Favourite number 2,

death had a near Chuck experience

barney bear · 13th March 2015, 21:00

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars, that's why their are no signs of life

Dragrad · 13th March 2015, 21:00

This is one of my favoutites.....

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barney bear · 13th March 2015, 21:01

Some of these are class
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/chuc...s-top-50-facts

klarzy · 13th March 2015, 21:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dragrad

This is one of my favoutites.....

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and what would the appropriate forum for 75 year old kung fu actors quotations be old chap... and if you have a specific special one I am going to bed early...

ashleywood.ash · 13th March 2015, 21:03

Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone

A19_Graham · 13th March 2015, 21:05

The Paul Calf "Chuck Norris" scene is excellent.

ashleywood.ash · 13th March 2015, 21:05

I also like sayings like:

He kicked him in the Jacobs.
Jacobs --> cream crackers --> knackers

Etc

13th March 2015, 20:43	#1
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klarzy This is my second home none but not gone Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: March, Cambs Posts: 16,437 Thanks: 894 Thanked 4,247 Times in 3,025 Posts	Favourite number 2, death had a near Chuck experience __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]….All praise Bananaswan….

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Dragrad This is my second home *None DROWNED** Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Cardigan Posts: 33,339 Thanks: 1,257 Thanked 1,664 Times in 1,081 Posts	This is one of my favoutites..... Thread moved to appropriate forum. Re-direct left in old. __________________ Andrew Ich Dien Problem solving is... lateral thinking SEARCH FIRST ...ASK LATER...

13th March 2015, 21:01	#6
barney bear This is my second home rover 75 Connoiseur diesel called Rosey Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: Preston Posts: 8,096 Thanks: 1,878 Thanked 2,001 Times in 1,424 Posts	Some of these are class http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/chuc...s-top-50-facts __________________ It is NEVER your fault, do not believe her when she says it is Real name Tony http://i1374.photobucket.com/albums/...ps5l6mhpix.jpg

13th March 2015, 20:49	#2
ashleywood.ash Loves to post ZT-T Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Sheffield Posts: 475 Thanks: 0 Thanked 36 Times in 23 Posts	I love chuck Norris gags. You could start a thread on those alone. - chuck Norris can unscramble an egg - chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago but death doesn't dare tell him

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ashleywood.ash Loves to post ZT-T Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Sheffield Posts: 475 Thanks: 0 Thanked 36 Times in 23 Posts	Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone

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A19_Graham I really should get out more....... Land Rover Freelander 2 Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Hartlepool Posts: 2,454 Thanks: 3,124 Thanked 722 Times in 482 Posts	The Paul Calf "Chuck Norris" scene is excellent.