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6th June 2007, 12:44 | #1 |
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The Blonde Bar
A blind man enters a Ladies' Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very angry voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five things: One - The bartender is a blonde girl. Two - The bouncer is a blonde girl. Three - I'm a six-foot, 200-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. Four - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter. Five - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler. Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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6th June 2007, 13:26 | #2 |
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I like this one....!
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6th June 2007, 13:56 | #3 |
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Showed it to a (blonde) girl in the office - she got it straight away! And she literally laughed out loud.
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6th June 2007, 14:05 | #4 |
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Excellent.
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8th June 2007, 14:19 | #5 |
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I'll tell my other half. Please come visit me in casualty.
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9th June 2007, 13:34 | #6 |
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I told it to my other half, and am currenty talking with higher pitched voice than normal.
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14th June 2007, 08:29 | #7 |
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Duh
Ijust don't get it!!!
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1st July 2007, 00:53 | #8 |
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because men think we wont argue back
I wouldnt do things like that though |
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