I am being abandoned by my wife

baconbuttyman · 16th January 2012, 17:31

Well tis my sad duty to inform you all, my wife and i are splitting up

We wont be working together any more

, we have worked closely together for the past 6 years but now she has been offered a saleried job with a company car (VX Corsa)

Which leaves me home alone, house husband lol.
Gonna be really weird with out her all day, that means i will be making the evening meals,

dont cook wont cook springs to mind, make a mean beans on toast, time to experiment on the family with some meal idea's. Need to buy my self a nice pinnifore

any one got any simple meal idea's for me.

stocktake · 16th January 2012, 17:34

McDonalds
BurgerKing
Kentucky
Pizzahut
Fish and Chips on friday

there you go Mick, sorted

Rabett_Rover · 16th January 2012, 17:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by stocktake

McDonalds
BurgerKing
Kentucky
Pizzahutr
Fish and Chips on friday

there you go Mick, sorted

Never did me any harm

Jake · 16th January 2012, 17:37

Does this mean you'll revert to cross dressing for all those household chores:

to:

or:

whitevanman · 16th January 2012, 17:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by baconbuttyman

any one got any simple meal idea's for me.

Tell her to get it on the way home, that's what my other half keeps saying to me, You think it's expensive, but you save on leccy/gas, shoe/slipper wear, it's less stress and it's not your fault if it tastes like c**p.

and if you buy picnic stuff from asdas theres no washing up either...

baconbuttyman · 16th January 2012, 17:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by stocktake

McDonalds
BurgerKing
Kentucky
Pizzahut
Fish and Chips on friday

there you go Mick, sorted

McDonalds = do-able every other month or so
BurgerKing = OMG no way, yuck, cant stand the chips
Kentucky = ugh no thanks
Pizzahut = rather have Adsa's own made up Pizza's
Fish and Chips on friday = now thats a bit more paletable

baconbuttyman · 16th January 2012, 17:43

Quote:

Originally Posted by whitevanman

Tell her to get it on the way home, that's what my other half keeps saying to me, You think it's expensive, but you save on leccy/gas, shoe/slipper wear, it's less stress and it's not your fault if it tastes like c**p.

and if you buy picnic stuff from asdas theres no washing up either...

tbh not a big fan of take aways, i would rather boil veggies and cook a chop or two

Brabus · 16th January 2012, 17:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by whitevanman

Tell her to get it on the way home, that's what my other half keeps saying to me, You think it's expensive, but you save on leccy/gas, shoe/slipper wear, it's less stress and it's not your fault if it tastes like c**p.

and if you buy picnic stuff from asdas theres no washing up either...

Excellent advise.Like it

baconbuttyman · 16th January 2012, 17:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jake

Does this mean you'll revert to cross dressing for all those household chores:

to:

lol so funny

16th January 2012, 17:31	#1
baconbuttyman Banned Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 5,724 Thanks: 0 Thanked 9 Times in 7 Posts	I am being abandoned by my wife Well tis my sad duty to inform you all, my wife and i are splitting up We wont be working together any more , we have worked closely together for the past 6 years but now she has been offered a saleried job with a company car (VX Corsa) Which leaves me home alone, house husband lol. Gonna be really weird with out her all day, that means i will be making the evening meals, dont cook wont cook springs to mind, make a mean beans on toast, time to experiment on the family with some meal idea's. Need to buy my self a nice pinnifore any one got any simple meal idea's for me.

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stocktake Vis Whiz Rover 75 2.5 auto Saloon Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: LEEDS Posts: 20,591 Thanks: 2,057 Thanked 3,056 Times in 1,621 Posts	McDonalds BurgerKing Kentucky Pizzahut Fish and Chips on friday there you go Mick, sorted __________________ Dave... Lost a few stones and a Gall Bladder and part of a bile duct and all of my dignity in the suppository incident Last edited by stocktake; 16th January 2012 at 17:37..

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Jake Banned 2004 75 Contemporary SE Tourer, 2005 (55) Pearl Black Conn. SE Tourer. Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Lincoln Posts: 2,129 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Does this mean you'll revert to cross dressing for all those household chores: to: or: Last edited by Jake; 16th January 2012 at 17:50..