Old is when…

Sprinter · 2nd July 2016, 05:56

‘OLD’ IS WHEN…
Your sweetie says, ‘Let’s go upstairs and make love,’ and you answer, ‘Pick one; I can’t do both!’

‘OLD’ IS WHEN…
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you’re barefoot.

‘OLD’ IS WHEN…
A sexy babe catches your eye and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

‘OLD’ IS WHEN…
Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

‘OLD’ IS WHEN…
You don’t care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don’t have to go along.

‘OLD’ IS WHEN…
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

‘OLD’ IS WHEN…..
‘Getting a little action’ means you don’t need to take any fibre today.

‘OLD’ IS WHEN…
‘Getting lucky’ means you find your car in the parking lot.

‘OLD’ IS WHEN…
An ‘all nighter’ means not getting up to use the bathroom.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your back goes out more than you do.

AND

‘OLD’ IS WHEN…
You are not sure these are jokes.

jackatesme · 3rd July 2016, 20:35

May i add. Old is when you stand outside a shop window display and say"that's a nice cardie."
By the way being old has it's good points,when i f*** by the table all that's said is ahh bless him.

2nd July 2016, 05:56	#1
Sprinter Posted a thing or two Jag S-Type 4.2 V8 Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Derby Posts: 1,645 Thanks: 271 Thanked 427 Times in 293 Posts	Old is when… ‘OLD’ IS WHEN… Your sweetie says, ‘Let’s go upstairs and make love,’ and you answer, ‘Pick one; I can’t do both!’ ‘OLD’ IS WHEN… Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you’re barefoot. ‘OLD’ IS WHEN… A sexy babe catches your eye and your pacemaker opens the garage door. ‘OLD’ IS WHEN… Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. ‘OLD’ IS WHEN… You don’t care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don’t have to go along. ‘OLD’ IS WHEN… You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police. ‘OLD’ IS WHEN….. ‘Getting a little action’ means you don’t need to take any fibre today. ‘OLD’ IS WHEN… ‘Getting lucky’ means you find your car in the parking lot. ‘OLD’ IS WHEN… An ‘all nighter’ means not getting up to use the bathroom. 'OLD' IS WHEN... Your back goes out more than you do. AND ‘OLD’ IS WHEN… You are not sure these are jokes. __________________ “Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.”

3rd July 2016, 20:35	#2
jackatesme This is my second home rover 75 saloon.Renault Captur 1.5 diesel. Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: rhymney Posts: 3,661 Thanks: 2,269 Thanked 1,242 Times in 702 Posts	May i add. Old is when you stand outside a shop window display and say"that's a nice cardie." By the way being old has it's good points,when i f*** by the table all that's said is ahh bless him.