It's the way he tell's them .

FLYER · 23rd February 2012, 08:34

Frank Carson has passed away aged 85 .

legend of comedy.

R.I.P frankie .

windrush · 23rd February 2012, 08:39

A great guy and will be sadly missed by us all
RIP Frank

Steve916 · 23rd February 2012, 08:42

R.I.P Frank
"it's a cracker"

WillyHeckaslike · 23rd February 2012, 13:37

I felt a little sadder when I read of this. A good guy at heart who never lost touch with reality or his origins.......unlike so many.

scouseeric · 23rd February 2012, 13:48

One of the original 'The Comedians' A great entertainer who never had to resort to racism or blue to get a laugh. RIP Frank....a legend

Eric

whitevanman · 23rd February 2012, 14:30

Mum & dad used to have a cassette of his act in the car, fond memories of listening to it on the journey to holidays.

2 of my favs, maybe not Frank's but I remember them from the tape.

2 nuns in the bath one says "where's the soap?" the other replies "Yes it does doesn't it"

Irish fella goes into a truck breakers and says
"Have you a drivers door for a 88 Scania?"
"Yes we do, they are £100"
" How much, you can keep it"

So he's goes to the next place and asks the same question they are £50 but they haven't got any, so he goes back to the first...

"How come the guy up the road only want's £50"
"Did you buy one?"
"No he hasn't any"
" Ah", says the chap "when we have none ours are £50 but when we have them they are £100"
"OK" says the irishman " I'll come back when you haven't any"

I miss that tape!!

ianinfrance · 23rd February 2012, 19:55

If you win the lottery will you still love me she asks? Of course I will he says.

I'll miss you! but I'll still love you!

It's the way I tell em!

FLYER · 23rd February 2012, 19:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by ianinfrance

if you win the lottery will you still love me she asks? Of course i will he says.

I'll miss you! But i'll still love you!

It's the way i tell em!

thats a cracker :d

ianinfrance · 23rd February 2012, 19:57

They found out what happened to that boat,

The marie celeste!

Cannon and Ball were the cabaret!

FLYER · 23rd February 2012, 20:11

" private CARSON i didnt see you at camouflage training today !!!"

" Thank you very much sir"

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whitevanman This is my second home 2001 Connie SE CDT, 2002 2.0Petrol Laguna SportHatch Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Althorne Posts: 3,122 Thanks: 319 Thanked 441 Times in 318 Posts	Mum & dad used to have a cassette of his act in the car, fond memories of listening to it on the journey to holidays. 2 of my favs, maybe not Frank's but I remember them from the tape. 2 nuns in the bath one says "where's the soap?" the other replies "Yes it does doesn't it" Irish fella goes into a truck breakers and says "Have you a drivers door for a 88 Scania?" "Yes we do, they are £100" " How much, you can keep it" So he's goes to the next place and asks the same question they are £50 but they haven't got any, so he goes back to the first... "How come the guy up the road only want's £50" "Did you buy one?" "No he hasn't any" " Ah", says the chap "when we have none ours are £50 but when we have them they are £100" "OK" says the irishman " I'll come back when you haven't any" I miss that tape!! __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] Today the 23rd of April I will mostly be: Kids, bikes, dog, kids, bikes, dog...Seems to be a pattern forming here Car: Connie SE CDT Manual, Mods: O-Rings, Silicon intercooler hose, Stainless EGR Bypass, BMW PCV Mod, 160 Upgrade, DD Unit, Projector Headlights, Powerflex Bottom Mount, Remote Clutch reservoir, SS Compensator; Inline Stat To Come: cat gut (when replacing iffy section). Meteors after refurb.. Last edited by whitevanman; 23rd February 2012 at 20:00.. Reason: pilsed up joke... haha, sorry Frank! amended

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WillyHeckaslike This is my second home Rovers 75 & 25 Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Wearside Posts: 4,522 Thanks: 543 Thanked 709 Times in 511 Posts	I felt a little sadder when I read of this. A good guy at heart who never lost touch with reality or his origins.......unlike so many.

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