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8th October 2019, 18:42 | #1 |
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Rover 75 Saloon 2.5 V6 Connoisseur Join Date: Apr 2016
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The Lift
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again.
The boy asked his father, "What is this, Father?" The father responded "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is." While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24-year-old woman stepped out. The father turned to his son and said "Go get your mother"
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Now on my third 75/ZT and fifth MGR in total. 1st - Rover 420 SLi 2.0 Petrol Hatchback - 2005 2nd - Rover 45 Impression 2.0 Turbo Diesel Hatchback - 2011 3rd - Rover 75 Mk1 Club 2.0 Turbo Diesel Tourer - 2012 4th - MG ZT Mk2 CDTi 2.0 Turbo Diesel Saloon - 2016 5th - Rover 75 Mk1 Connoisseur 2.5 V6 Petrol Saloon - 2019 |
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