Dog food

HarryM1BYT · 2nd April 2013, 09:16

As some may know, we have a couple of border collies and were buying a bag of Winalot standing in the queue at the till in Sainsbury’s.

A woman behind me asked me if I had a dog.

On impulse, I said, “No”, and added that I was starting the Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in Intensive Care with tubes coming out of almost every orifice and I.V.'s in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry, also that the food is nutritionally complete and so I was going to try it again .

I have to mention that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my
story, particularly the person who stood behind her .

Horrified, she asked me if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I'd been poisoned .

“No”, I replied. “It was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my extremities when a car hit me”.

The person behind the woman had to leave the queue due to hysterical laughter.

reworht · 2nd April 2013, 09:19

:rofl :

Urban Tiger · 2nd April 2013, 09:23

Quality

That's the best way to respond to a stupid question.

438brad · 2nd April 2013, 10:05

: D

Thats excellent! I like to respond to stupid questions in a similar manner!

2nd April 2013, 09:16	#1
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