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Old 13th April 2019, 19:31   #1
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Now, as if everything else wasn’t bad enough, we find out that beer isn’t good for you!!



Beer contains female hormones. Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!



Last month, Montreal University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.



The theory is that Beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.



To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 large drafts of beer within a one (1) hour period.



It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:



1) Argued over nothing.

2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

3) Gained weight.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

5) Became overly emotional

6) Couldn't drive.

7) Failed to think rationally, and

8) Had to sit down while urinating.



No further testing was considered necessary!!
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Old 13th April 2019, 21:07   #2
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Quite worrying research there, Jay.

Southampton University did a similar research project, 5 or 6 years ago, which agrees with this and had comparable results.

https://the75andztclub.co.uk/forum/s...d.php?t=158386

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Old 14th April 2019, 02:23   #3
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Quite worrying research there, Jay.

Southampton University did a similar research project, 5 or 6 years ago, which agrees with this and had comparable results.

https://the75andztclub.co.uk/forum/s...d.php?t=158386

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