Farmer vs the wife.

Lordy · 22nd February 2017, 17:47

A farmer is lying in bed with his wife when he turns to her grabs her boobs and says "Honey if you could get milk out of these we could sell the cow".
Then he grabs her pussy and says "Honey if you could get eggs out of here we could sell the chickens".
She turns to him smiles,grabs his ding dong and says "Honey if you could get this up I could get rid of your brother"

stevenicks · 23rd February 2017, 02:29

Love it

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Lordy · 25th February 2017, 07:40

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Originally Posted by stevenicks

Love it

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Its a cracker every day's a crack.

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