The Chill Out Zone

[coolcat]

Originally Posted by pob06

All change here at pob towers, The ZT has gone to be replaced by my first 75 diesel. A 52 plate gold connie SE saloon

Now if only I can get the 2.5 v6 connie auto back on the road :-( :-(

Don't forget the photos

[Lancpudn]

Afternoon all, It's been dark here all day, I've still got the house lights on from first thing this morning.

I had a trip out to Aldi (No Guinness & Leek sausages AGAIN ) to try out different settings on that dash cam & put a new SD card in it, those cheap SD cards are rubbish .

I bought a new window squeegee because the old one was cream crackered, 5 minute job to clean the conservatory windows now


I even found the button (by accident ) for English language instead of Chinese symbols lol, I think I know what I'm doing now.

A mate sent me a link to Nurse Dr Sandra Lee's youtube channel, She's got magic fingers, disgusting but somehow mesmerizing videos.

Pork chops & jacket spuds for tea.

[Lancpudn]

Originally Posted by Gate Keeper

Spotted a Jaguar yesterday hunting the back streets of Nairobi....

Nice pic of a Jaguar in the wild Phil....Is it W44nty on holiday!

I don't know why but I'm seeing a lot of new Jaguars on the road around here at the moment, I remember some parliamentary wag on radio a few years ago saying..... Nobody has any money up there but they seem to have all the water

[Georgies Dad]

Originally Posted by Lancpudn

Nice pic of a Jaguar in the wild Phil....Is it W44nty on holiday!

Just on the way to Phils ranch for a BBQ

[reworht]

Originally Posted by w44nty

Just on the way to Phils ranch for a BBQ

I always thought you were a bit of a cowboy

We've been out and done the shopping, ordered the new carpet - on SWMBO's bank card too - result !!
It's been a miserable, dark day here - and although the temperature isn't too low, the wind chill factor means it's pretty nithering out there. Woolly shirt and two fleeces weather.

[Georgies Dad]

Originally Posted by reworht

I always thought you were a bit of a cowboy

.

Do you know the difference between a Cowboy and a Cowgirl?

One has a Prairie Hat

The other has a ?

[reworht]

Originally Posted by w44nty

Do you know the difference between a Cowboy and a Cowgirl?

One has a Prairie Hat

The other has a ?

A whip like Doris Day ??



A cowboy rides into town in the Wild West and shoots an artist.
The sheriff asks him, "Why did you do that?"
The cowboy says, "I thought he was going to draw."

.....or if you prefer longer jokes.....

An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake...
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy.... Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?"
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, "No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times..."

[Georgies Dad]

Originally Posted by reworht

A cowboy rides into town in the Wild West and shoots an artist.
The sheriff asks him, "Why did you do that?"
The cowboy says, "I thought he was going to draw."

.....or if you prefer longer jokes.....

An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake...
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy.... Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?"
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, "No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times..."

Or the Gay Cowboy who rode into town and shot up the sheriff

[Lancpudn]

Sounds like world war lll out there with fireworks going off.

[Lancpudn]

Originally Posted by Lancpudn

A mate sent me a link to Nurse Dr Sandra Lee's youtube channel, She's got magic fingers, disgusting but somehow mesmerizing videos.

Has anyone took a peek yet!, It's not what you think....Pervs.