Traffic Cop

Mike Noc · 15th November 2023, 21:48

A young couple were out in their car one night and decided to stop down a quiet country lane for a bit of passion. They had got their kit off and we're getting down to it when there was a tap on the window. He wound it down and a copper was standing there and he said 'you can't do that sort of thing here so I'm going to have to give you a ticket. Trouble is I'm a traffic cop so I'll have to do you for speeding.' So he wrote the ticket and left. The young lady asked how they could possibly be charged with speeding, and when the lad looked at the ticket it said they were doing 69 in a 30.

15th November 2023, 21:48	#1
Mike Noc This is my second home Rover 75 CDT Manual Connoisseur SE, Rover 75 CDT Automatic Connoisseur SE & a Freelander Td4. Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Hampshire Posts: 11,550 Thanks: 3,470 Thanked 3,119 Times in 2,247 Posts	Traffic Cop A young couple were out in their car one night and decided to stop down a quiet country lane for a bit of passion. They had got their kit off and we're getting down to it when there was a tap on the window. He wound it down and a copper was standing there and he said 'you can't do that sort of thing here so I'm going to have to give you a ticket. Trouble is I'm a traffic cop so I'll have to do you for speeding.' So he wrote the ticket and left. The young lady asked how they could possibly be charged with speeding, and when the lad looked at the ticket it said they were doing 69 in a 30.