God loves drunks as well

48rov06 · 2nd April 2010, 13:15

GOD LOVES DRUNK PEOPLE TOO

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the
door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken
stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"

He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife.

"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.

"Did you help him?" she asks.

"No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out
there!"

"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember
about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? .

I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!
God loves drunk people too."

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the
pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"

"Yes," comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here

on the swing ,"
replied the drunk.
Made me remember the time I spent pushing neighbors car in heavy rain before he realised he had forgotten to fit rotor arm back in after removing it to prevent it being stolen when he was away . Regards Alan

stocktake · 2nd April 2010, 15:01

We like this

Roverowner · 3rd April 2010, 05:39

That´s what you get....

Very good

moonstoneboy · 5th April 2010, 09:28

I can remember coming home once in a 'happy state' and hammering on the front door yelling 'Wilma'.

Still do not know why it did not go down well.

2nd April 2010, 13:15	#1
48rov06 Loves to post 75 connoisseur se cdti tourer 2006 tempest grey Join Date: May 2008 Location: cardiff Posts: 260 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	God loves drunks as well GOD LOVES DRUNK PEOPLE TOO A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was that?" asked his wife. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers. "Did you help him?" she asks. "No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!" "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? . I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself! God loves drunk people too." The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?" "Yes," comes back the answer. "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband. "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark. "Where are you?" asks the husband. "Over here on the swing ," replied the drunk. Made me remember the time I spent pushing neighbors car in heavy rain before he realised he had forgotten to fit rotor arm back in after removing it to prevent it being stolen when he was away . Regards Alan

2nd April 2010, 15:01	#2
stocktake Vis Whiz Rover 75 2.5 auto Saloon Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: LEEDS Posts: 20,591 Thanks: 2,057 Thanked 3,056 Times in 1,621 Posts	We like this __________________ Dave... Lost a few stones and a Gall Bladder and part of a bile duct and all of my dignity in the suppository incident

5th April 2010, 09:28	#4
moonstoneboy Posted a thing or two Rover 75 Connoisseur SE CDT Tourer - naturally in Moonstone Green Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Surrey - near Gatwick Airport Posts: 1,316 Thanks: 0 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts	I can remember coming home once in a 'happy state' and hammering on the front door yelling 'Wilma'. Still do not know why it did not go down well. __________________ Paul Unfortunately for you lot, we are now stuck behind a broken train. We'll be here for quite a while but I don't care, I'm now on overtime. London tube train announcement

3rd April 2010, 05:39	#3
Roverowner Retired CDTi Tourer 2005 Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Linköping Posts: 5,023 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	That´s what you get.... Very good