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8th June 2009, 12:48
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Christmas Shopping
3 escaped convicts are walking down the street in a busy town centre & they decide should the police question them to say they are out christmas shopping & if they are asked their name then pick a name from a shop.
Sure enough a policeman stops them & asks each in turn what are you doing? So they all reply Xmas shopping something for the wife PC, Well what are your names? 1, Errr John Menzie 2, Walter Wilson Sir 3, Ken PC, Ken who? 3, Tucky Fried chicken  |
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11th June 2009, 11:55
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I really should get out more.......
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11th June 2009, 17:39
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As a famous man once said -What do you reckon to it so far_.....-rubbish!-
 Who used to say that Col? :lol:Alan |
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12th June 2009, 07:16
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Oooooh now I reckon that was the late great Eric Morecambe. Very funny man & he liked his fancy cars aswell
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11th July 2009, 15:09
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And to think, I got suggestions for my banning, fining and some undeclared intentions, for my Super Slug effort?
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There are only a few times I´ve actually wet my self. Once was in the army, just off Leeson Street in Belfast - and Eric and Ernie Xmas shows!! Got to get them on DVD. Wonder if the BBC do them ooopss, ITN wasn´t it? Alan |
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13th July 2009, 09:47
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Alan those two were just hilarious them & the Two Ronnies
 & the only more modern comedy to come close was Vic Reeves Big Night Out you could see the Eric Morecambe influence Regards Colin |
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Too true! Been living in Sweden for too long so don´t know Vic Reeves. Will try and get a DVD off the Bay. Some of the -modern- ones I like are Father Ted, Little Britain and of course Bottom. Never say -give me- anymore, always -hand me-. Never know when your doing to get -prodded-!:lol:Alan |
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