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Old 3rd April 2013, 20:36   #1
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A pharmacist walked into his shop to find a man leaning against the wall.
"What's wrong with him?", he asked his assistant.
"He came in for cough syrup, but I couldn't find any
so I gave him an entire box of laxatives."
"You idiot" said the chemist, "You can't treat a cough with laxatives."
"Of course you can" the assistant replied,
"Look at him.........he daren't cough now!!"
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Old 3rd April 2013, 21:29   #2
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Ouch, but you have to laugh
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Old 5th April 2013, 21:09   #3
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ha ha
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Old 11th April 2013, 14:45   #4
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scared 2 cough now lol
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