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Old 22nd June 2013, 13:49   #1
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How to impress a woman:
Compliment her,cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, make her laugh, take her shopping, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her.

How to impress a man:
Show up naked, bring beer
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Old 22nd June 2013, 13:52   #2
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Old 22nd June 2013, 17:34   #3
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How to impress a woman:
Compliment her,cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, make her laugh, take her shopping, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her.
Just a shame we're no good at multi-tasking, eh?
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Old 23rd June 2013, 11:30   #4
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Just a shame we're no good at multi-tasking, eh?
Women only multi task because they cannot concentrate on one thing at a time.

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Old 24th June 2013, 06:27   #5
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Women only multi task because they cannot concentrate on one thing at a time.

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Now, that I Like
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Old 24th June 2013, 10:19   #6
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Women only multi task because they cannot concentrate on one thing at a time.

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Old 24th June 2013, 11:23   #7
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Conversely, men only think of one thing, ever.
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Old 24th June 2013, 11:24   #8
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Conversely, men only think of one thing, ever.
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Old 24th June 2013, 16:38   #9
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Old 24th June 2013, 16:47   #10
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How to impress a woman....

Give her your credit card to use, and get a job overseas for a year..
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