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Old 31st October 2019, 16:00   #1
Odd Job
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Default Mines a pint!

Wife - " Where are you going ?!?!! "

Husband- " I'm off to the pub! "

Wife - " Well that's nice! You never take me out anywhere, you just sit around watching TV , then when you do move, you're off down the pub!
What about all the money you spend on beer?!! "

Husband - " OK. Get your coat on! "

Wife - " Ooooh! You taking me out ?? "

Husband - " No. I'm turning the damn heating off !"
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