chat up lines - Page 4

andyg2011 · 20th June 2013, 12:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by Happy Wanderer

He at first u don't succeed TAKE THE HINT

ha ha

Very true I like that one

Happy Wanderer · 20th June 2013, 13:12

Old Chinese ploverb say ;- Its a fine line between tenacity & floggin a dead horse

carlalou · 20th June 2013, 15:09

so no 260 then

Canonite · 20th June 2013, 15:17

Only chat up line i've ever tried was;
"...just get in the van"

...dint work. I was released the next morning.

carlalou · 20th June 2013, 15:23

Quote:

Originally Posted by Canonite

Only chat up line i've ever tried was;
"...just get in the van"

...dint work. I was released the next morning.

hahaha.....it sounds more like a mugging then a chat up line

Mark2000cc · 20th June 2013, 15:26

Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven

andyg2011 · 20th June 2013, 15:46

Quote:

Originally Posted by carlalou

so no 260 then

Think the cars need to meet first

Happy Wanderer · 20th June 2013, 17:07

I remember once enquiring of a girl "how do u get into those jeans ? YOU DON'T" She calmly replied

FredSpencer · 20th June 2013, 17:10

"Would you go to bed with me for a million pounds?"

"Yes."

"Would you go to bed with me for ten pounds?"

"No, what sort of girl do you think I am?"

"We've already established that ..... we're just haggling over the price."

ratsalad · 20th June 2013, 17:16

Think my favourite has to come from Kevin ****** Wilson...

"me face'll be leavin' in quarter of an hour
I'd like you to be on it"

20th June 2013, 15:09	#33
carlalou Posted a thing or two MG ZT-T 190 Biomorphic Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: coventry Posts: 1,473 Thanks: 231 Thanked 136 Times in 81 Posts	so no 260 then __________________ membership number 001735 http://i1317.photobucket.com/albums/...psf0c0d066.jpg

20th June 2013, 15:26	#36
Mark2000cc This is my second home MG ZT CDTI Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Sutton in ashfield Posts: 6,751 Thanks: 1,017 Thanked 699 Times in 501 Posts	Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven __________________ http://i1151.photobucket.com/albums/...b595c11ba6.jpgStill going strong!

20th June 2013, 17:16	#40
ratsalad Posted a thing or two Rover 75 CDT Contemporary SE,Tourer - Auto Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Coventry Posts: 1,007 Thanks: 280 Thanked 106 Times in 95 Posts	Think my favourite has to come from Kevin **** Wilson... "me face'll be leavin' in quarter of an hour I'd like you to be on it" __________________ John. Membership Number: 001 607** Past Rover cars: P6 3500S, SD1 3.5, 2 x SD1 2.6, 2 x 820 Si. Current: Rover 75 Contemporary SE CDTi Tourer, Auto. https://s20.postimg.cc/g20qde31p/Rover75.jpg

20th June 2013, 13:12	#32
Happy Wanderer Loves to post Rover 75 (Roxy) /Ford Ranger (Ruby) /MGF (Gina) Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Skipton Posts: 395 Thanks: 77 Thanked 31 Times in 24 Posts	Old Chinese ploverb say ;- Its a fine line between tenacity & floggin a dead horse

20th June 2013, 15:17	#34
Canonite This is my second home BMW 330d Tourer, MG ZT 180 SE XPG, VW Polo 6R 1.2 TDI Bluemotion Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: York Posts: 6,022 Thanks: 363 Thanked 574 Times in 319 Posts	Only chat up line i've ever tried was; "...just get in the van" ...dint work. I was released the next morning.

20th June 2013, 17:07	#38
Happy Wanderer Loves to post Rover 75 (Roxy) /Ford Ranger (Ruby) /MGF (Gina) Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Skipton Posts: 395 Thanks: 77 Thanked 31 Times in 24 Posts	I remember once enquiring of a girl "how do u get into those jeans ? YOU DON'T" She calmly replied

20th June 2013, 17:10	#39
FredSpencer Passed Away Typhoon ZT 190+ Saloon Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Leeds Posts: 6,833 Thanks: 0 Thanked 18 Times in 10 Posts	"Would you go to bed with me for a million pounds?" "Yes." "Would you go to bed with me for ten pounds?" "No, what sort of girl do you think I am?" "We've already established that ..... we're just haggling over the price."