chat up lines

[andyg2011]

Originally Posted by carlalou

walking to my car last night after doing some shopping at morrisons, to find a white van with 2 blokes sitting in it parked next to me.

not really taking much notice of them as i was to busy admiring my beauty fliping colours in the sunshine

anyhow......

as i walked up to her to put my shopping away, it started.....

"hello there" so i looked up

"you know they say that people match there cars"

looking rather confused i said nothing..

"and you have one very sexy car with fantastic bodywork"

well, i didnt know what to say/do. so i just smiled and said thankyou

THEN............

"have you noticed what im driving......(with raised eyebrows and a huge grin) its a fully loaded jumbo"

i was so shocked with his punch line, i really didnt know what to say back.

so i gave one last smile and quickly drove off

normally im quite good with comebacks, but i really wasnt expecting any of that!!!

so my question is.......what chat up lines beat this one?

That's very cheeky indeed.


I have a typhoon 190 fully loaded lets mate and make a 260 typhoon

[Leyland Worldmaster]

Originally Posted by andyg2011

That's very cheeky indeed.


I have a typhoon 190 fully loaded lets mate and make a 260 typhoon

Ms Lou will be blown away with that ol' chestnut!

[andyg2011]

Originally Posted by leopard680

Ms Lou will be blown away with that ol' chestnut!

Am hoping so

[carlalou]

Originally Posted by andyg2011

That's very cheeky indeed.


I have a typhoon 190 fully loaded lets mate and make a 260 typhoon

we could always try and see what happens

[andyg2011]

Originally Posted by carlalou

we could always try and see what happens

Oh I like trying

Anyway you show me yours and ill show you mine

[Leyland Worldmaster]

Originally Posted by andyg2011

Oh I like trying

Anyway you show me yours and ill show you mine

Mines smaller than yours Andy. So nerr.

[andyg2011]

Originally Posted by carlalou

we could always try and see what happens

Originally Posted by leopard680

Mines smaller than yours Andy. So nerr.

Hahahahhaha ill quit now am never going to win against The leopard

[carlalou]

Originally Posted by andyg2011

Oh I like trying

Anyway you show me yours and ill show you mine

if at first you dont succeed......try try again

[andyg2011]

Originally Posted by carlalou

if at first you dont succeed......try try again

Your very right

I will have to sort out a mini meet near you then

[Happy Wanderer]

If at first u don't succeed TAKE THE HINT ha ha