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Old 13th October 2014, 03:57   #1
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Default Leather dress

When a man sees a woman wearing a leather dress he gets short of breath and his pulse starts to race.
He starts to sweat and his hands start to tremble.
He forgets what he was saying and what he was doing.
He can't think about anything else at all.

Why is this?

Because she smells of new car
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