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Old 15th May 2014, 17:47   #1
jonathan63
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Default Poetry please

The was a young woman from Crew
Who said as the plumber withdrew
I'd sooner have the Vicar
He's quicker and slicker
and half an inch thinker than you.

Bum bum!
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There was a young man from Dundee
Who was stung on the arm by a wasp
When ask did it hurt
He said no it didn't
I'm glad it wasn't a hornet.

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The was a young woman from Devises
Who had breasts of different sizes

No, on second thoughts....
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