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20th April 2020, 12:02 | #101 |
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why dont the chiness play cricket?. because they have eaten all the bats
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21st April 2020, 21:36 | #102 |
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22nd April 2020, 18:04 | #103 |
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22nd April 2020, 20:52 | #104 |
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24th April 2020, 18:13 | #105 |
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25th April 2020, 15:08 | #106 |
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I thought this lock down would bring me and swmbo closer together. Not true,we started off 2m apart which soon went up to 4m,now it's over 6m. The only time we get close,is when we go to bed, even then we sleep back to back.
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- John B signing out Maralyn was born 9th Sept 2004 14.44.48. 103,597 of 112,381 (75s) 3,021 of 4,744 Connie SE 239 of 1.685 Platinum Gold. "Maralyn": Platinum Blonde,Troublesome,Unpredictable. |
25th April 2020, 16:59 | #107 |
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A vicar in America has just died after injecting himself with disinfectant,
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4th May 2020, 16:30 | #108 |
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The Unnecessary
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How to avoid, 'The Unnecessary' during Lock-down Many of you will have to deal with the..erhem, 'Unnecessary', at least once a year. However, during the lock-down, women will forget their place, and try to force you, to perform the, 'Unnecessary', against your will. Here are some signs, the wife wants to perform the 'Unnecessary' against your will. 1: She comes to bed, without her rollers in. 2: She is not wearing her face-pack. 3: Has undone the top button on her bed jacket. Men, be vigilant, don't be fooled because the wife has put three sugars in your cocoa, and is wearing scent. How to prevent, your wife from forcing you to perform the, 'Unnecessary' when you are in bed. 1: Put extra tobacco in your pipe, to keep it burning. 2: Place onions and garlic around your neck. 3: Tie an extra knot in your pyjama trousers cord. 4: Keep at least one Ferret in the bed. If the wife tries to force you to perform the, 'Unnecessary' while you are sleeping, here are some tips, to see the deranged woman off, and regain control. 1: Clasp your Ferret close to you. 2: Make a bit of a hullabaloo. 3: Sing the National Anthem. 4: Light your pipe. These actions should keep you safe, and prevent the wife from making you perform, the, 'Unecessary' during lock-down. |
4th May 2020, 19:04 | #109 |
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6th May 2020, 15:00 | #110 |
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