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Old 9th April 2020, 19:27   #1
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................. and post up your conversations.

People are going crazy from being in lock down!Actually I've just been talking about this with the microwave and toaster while drinking coffee and all of us agreed that things are getting bad and the kettle just reached boiling point.The scissors are quite cut up about this and the bread bin said "oh crumbs".

I discussed it with the oven and boiler and it got quite heated.The Hoover just said suck it up and my curtains said pull yourself together. I didn't mention anything to the washing machine as she puts a different spin on everything and certainly not to the fridge as he is acting cold and distant. I told them not to discuss it with the hair dryer as she is just full of hot air.The patio door said just to let it slide but the food mixer isn't helping wanting to stir everything up.In the end the iron calmed me down as she said everything will be fine no situation is too pressing.
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Old 9th April 2020, 20:04   #2
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Hi Bob,

As you may have seen in my other thread, I recently changed the brake fluid using a new, to me, Gravity Method of bleeding the brakes.

I've always used the normal Pump the Pedal Method.

I was talking to my brake nipple about it and she said it's good to Brake with Tradition....



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Old 9th April 2020, 20:42   #3
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................. and post up your conversations.

People are going crazy from being in lock down!Actually I've just been talking about this with the microwave and toaster while drinking coffee and all of us agreed that things are getting bad and the kettle just reached boiling point.The scissors are quite cut up about this and the bread bin said "oh crumbs".

I discussed it with the oven and boiler and it got quite heated.The Hoover just said suck it up and my curtains said pull yourself together. I didn't mention anything to the washing machine as she puts a different spin on everything and certainly not to the fridge as he is acting cold and distant. I told them not to discuss it with the hair dryer as she is just full of hot air.The patio door said just to let it slide but the food mixer isn't helping wanting to stir everything up.In the end the iron calmed me down as she said everything will be fine no situation is too pressing.
Then the tv said you need to see the bigger picture,and the electric heater said no I'm not a fan.then the boiler piped up, itsan illness with flu(e) like symptoms .I then looked to the pc for answers and it just said to the boiler, I'm not trying to. RAM my opinion into you.:
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Old 9th April 2020, 20:47   #4
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When we asked the gas fire its opinion it replied sorry what are we talking about I was thinking about an old flame.Oh I haven't got time for this said the clock.
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Old 9th April 2020, 21:21   #5
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We must keep the standard at this level said the lamp, music to my ears replied the stereo, well it's shelved all my plans said the bookcase, huh that doesn't wash with me retorted the bath angrily, I was feeling flush too added the toilet, hey we're on a roll here said the toilet paper.There's alot of back stabbing over this subject chirped up the knife block.
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Old 10th April 2020, 19:26   #6
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I was feeling happy and the wife was feeling grumpy before she felt sleepy. I didn't know that she was into dwarves! I'm feeling bashful and dopey now so maybe Doc needs to come around, so he's not left out! I've definitely left somebody out! Aaaaashoo!
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I got fed up talking to inanimate objects after the Jigsaw just went to pieces ... so called a few musicians ..I was speaking to Frankie ..he just said "Relax" ,mentioned the distancing to Sting and he said "don't stand so close to me ".
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Old 14th April 2020, 21:34   #8
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I got fed up talking to inanimate objects after the Jigsaw just went to pieces ... so called a few musicians ..I was speaking to Frankie ..he just said "Relax" ,mentioned the distancing to Sting and he said "don't stand so close to me ".
he then rang Bette Midler to ask her opinion and she sang it to him” From a Distance”.
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Old 20th April 2020, 17:51   #9
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"This thread is so boring", said the drill, "maybe we should wrap it up" the paper replied. "Shut up and go to sleep" said the Nytol. "Yes, even I’m tired" said the wheel.
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