Announcement

[FLYING BANANA]

The English are feeling the pinch to recent terrorist threats and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved".

Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "irritated" or even "A Bit Cross". The English have not been a "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in the Second World War when the tea supplies nearly run out.
Terrorist's have been re-categorised from "Tiresome" to "A Perishing Nuisance". The last time the English issued a "A Perishing Nuisance" warning was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.

The Scots have raised their threat level from "Well and truly fed up" to "Lets get the Perishers". They do not have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British Army for the last 300 years.

((Cleaned up to save the swear filter a job))

[Astraeus]

Originally Posted by FLYING BANANA

The English are feeling the pinch to recent terrorist threats and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved".

Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "irritated" or even "A Bit Cross". The English have not been a "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in the Second World War when the tea supplies nearly run out.
Terrorist's have been re-categorised from "Tiresome" to "A Perishing Nuisance". The last time the English issued a "A Perishing Nuisance" warning was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.

The Scots have raised their threat level from "Well and truly fed up" to "Lets get the Perishers". They do not have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British Army for the last 300 years.

((Cleaned up to save the swear filter a job))

More than a bit of truth in that Bob. Look what happened to the terrorists at Glasgow Airport....got the preverbial kicked out of them.