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4th April 2012, 12:53 | #11 |
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What do you call a Taffy with a lamb under one arm and a pig under the other arm?
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4th April 2012, 13:00 | #12 |
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Why don't scousers have cheque books?
Because they are too small to sign their name in aerosol spray paint..
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Spring is here, lambing season.....or as woolly backs call it,
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5th April 2012, 10:38 | #14 |
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St Peter was sat waiting by his Pearly Gates when 40 Scousers show up.
Having never having seen a Scouser at heaven’s door, St Peter goes off to check with God as to what to do . Flabbergasted at the news, God instructs him to admit the ten most virtuous people from the group and send the rest to Wales . A few minutes later, St Peter returned to God, breathless, panting and splutters, ‘They’re gone!’ ‘What? All of the Scousers have gone?’ asked God. ‘No!’ replied St Peter. ‘The Pearly Gates!’
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Harry How To's and items I offer for free, or just to cover the cost of my expenses... http://www.the75andztclub.co.uk/foru...40#post1764540 Fix a poor handbrake; DIY ABS diagnostic unit; Loan of the spanner needed to change the CDT belts; free OBD diagnostics +MAF; Correct Bosch MAF cheap; DVB-T install in an ex-hi-line system; DD install with a HK amp; FBH servicing. I've taken a vow of poverty. To annoy me, send money. |
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