The Blonde Bar

SKUDman · 6th June 2007, 12:44

A blind man enters a Ladies' Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very angry voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five things: One - The bartender is a blonde girl. Two - The bouncer is a blonde girl. Three - I'm a six-foot, 200-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. Four - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter. Five - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler. Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

mykl · 6th June 2007, 13:26

I like this one....!

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mykl

baxlin · 6th June 2007, 13:56

Showed it to a (blonde) girl in the office - she got it straight away! And she literally laughed out loud.

Good one

Malcolm

GreyGhost · 6th June 2007, 14:05

Excellent.

Jon · 8th June 2007, 14:19

I'll tell my other half. Please come visit me in casualty.

JohnDotCom · 9th June 2007, 13:34

I told it to my other half, and am currenty talking with higher pitched voice than normal.
I thought it very Comical.

Buster · 14th June 2007, 08:29

Ijust don't get it!!!

Why does everyone have to pick on us blondes??

Timbo.P6 · 1st July 2007, 00:53

because men think we wont argue back

I wouldnt do things like that though

6th June 2007, 12:44	#1
SKUDman Avid contributor Rover75 saloon Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Wolverhampton Posts: 124 Thanks: 3 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	The Blonde Bar A blind man enters a Ladies' Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very angry voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five things: One - The bartender is a blonde girl. Two - The bouncer is a blonde girl. Three - I'm a six-foot, 200-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. Four - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter. Five - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler. Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

14th June 2007, 08:29	#7
Buster Regular poster 75 Tourer, 2003. Can Am Spyder Roadster Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Sunny Scotland (Near Glasgow) Posts: 91 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Duh Ijust don't get it!!! Why does everyone have to pick on us blondes??

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mykl Loves to post MG ZT 1.8T + 160.... Le-Mans Green Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Salisbury Wiltshire Posts: 396 Thanks: 1 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I like this one....! _________ mykl

6th June 2007, 13:56	#3
baxlin This is my second home Volvo C70 Convertible and JZR 3 wheeler Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Tring, Herts Posts: 3,960 Thanks: 124 Thanked 173 Times in 124 Posts	Showed it to a (blonde) girl in the office - she got it straight away! And she literally laughed out loud. Good one Malcolm

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GreyGhost Banned 180+ Sport Auto Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Bedford Middle Level Posts: 17,787 Thanks: 0 Thanked 18 Times in 5 Posts	Excellent.

8th June 2007, 14:19	#5
Jon Avid contributor ZT 190 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Northamptonshire Posts: 200 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I'll tell my other half. Please come visit me in casualty.

9th June 2007, 13:34	#6
JohnDotCom * Rover 75 FaceLift Tourer CDTi 170BHP Auto ConnSE 2005 Model Starlight Silver Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Abergele Posts: 28,735 Thanks: 0 Thanked 6 Times in 5 Posts	I told it to my other half, and am currenty talking with higher pitched voice than normal. I thought it very Comical.

1st July 2007, 00:53	#8
Timbo.P6 Posted a thing or two ROVER 75 CONNOISSEUR T SE WITH MISSING SATNAV ROVER P6 2000 SC Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Doncaster Posts: 1,484 Thanks: 429 Thanked 77 Times in 44 Posts	because men think we wont argue back I wouldnt do things like that though