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FLYING BANANA · 22nd October 2016, 17:59

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Originally Posted by stevestrat

Chop some chillis then go for a pee without washing your hands first. The ensuing pain will make you forget about everything else. I am speaking from experience

I rubbed Deep Heat into my joints, then forgot when I went for a pee.

My mum could not stop laughing.

RPWC · 22nd October 2016, 19:23

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Originally Posted by FLYER

Not that but i did once rub my eye post chilli chopping .

It was BAAAAAAD.

Happens regular with me, I'm a lot more careful now, make sure I give my hands a good scrub after chopping chillies.

stevestrat · 22nd October 2016, 19:29

My wife is a nurse so we always have a good supply of surgical gloves in the house. I now wear them when I'm chopping chillis.

Lancpudn · 22nd October 2016, 19:36

Has the surgery got owt for sprout overload! It's not smelling to good in here.

FLYING BANANA · 22nd October 2016, 19:52

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Originally Posted by Lancpudn

Has the surgery got owt for sprout overload! It's not smelling to good in here.

Best contact Dr. Coolcat he is an expert on sprouts.

FLYER · 22nd October 2016, 19:56

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Originally Posted by Lancpudn

Has the surgery got owt for sprout overload! It's not smelling to good in here.

Stick a cork in it .

stevestrat · 22nd October 2016, 20:05

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Originally Posted by FLYER

Stick a cork in it .

The lack of release could have disastrous results.

stocktake · 22nd October 2016, 20:06

Sorry I've not posted in the Surgery before. I was too ill to get here

FLYER · 22nd October 2016, 21:47

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Originally Posted by stocktake

Sorry I've not posted in the Surgery before. I was too ill to get here

Whatever happened to patient transport services ..

stevestrat · 22nd October 2016, 21:58

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Originally Posted by FLYER

Whatever happened to patient transport services ..

Its in the workshop at the moment.

22nd October 2016, 19:29	#113
stevestrat This is my second home ZT260 #243 (resting) Join Date: May 2010 Location: Prestonpans Posts: 22,484 Thanks: 650 Thanked 4,624 Times in 3,358 Posts	My wife is a nurse so we always have a good supply of surgical gloves in the house. I now wear them when I'm chopping chillis. __________________ Steve T4 Location Map

22nd October 2016, 19:36	#114
Lancpudn This is my second home MG ZS EV Join Date: Oct 2015 Location: Lancashire Posts: 15,587 Thanks: 4,591 Thanked 3,427 Times in 2,565 Posts	Has the surgery got owt for sprout overload! It's not smelling to good in here. __________________ Blessed are the tea makers. http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3b...auto-2000_auto Last edited by Lancpudn; 22nd October 2016 at 19:41..

22nd October 2016, 20:06	#118
stocktake Vis Whiz Rover 75 2.5 auto Saloon Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: LEEDS Posts: 20,591 Thanks: 2,057 Thanked 3,056 Times in 1,621 Posts	Sorry I've not posted in the Surgery before. I was too ill to get here __________________ Dave... Lost a few stones and a Gall Bladder and part of a bile duct and all of my dignity in the suppository incident