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Old 5th September 2019, 20:15   #1
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I went to the garage to get some milk and fags as I walked into the garage, I noticed these 2 coppers that were watching a woman smoking while putting in her petrol. I saw her and thought, is this lady stupid, crazy, or both, especially with the cops standing RIGHT there.. Anyway, I minded my own business and went in to get what I needed to get.... As I was paying I heard someone screaming!! Omg !!!, I’m talking violent death screams!! I looked up and saw the woman's arm was on fire!! She was swinging her arm, running around going nuts!! I ran out the door, the cops had the woman on the ground putting the fire out!! Then they put handcuffs on her and threw her in the police car.. I was thinking, arrested?? Shouldn’t she be in an ambulance, not a police car?? Being the nosey person I am, I asked the cops what they were arresting her for.. The guy looked at me, dead serious, and said, "WAVING A FIRE ARM IN PUBLIC!"
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Old 5th September 2019, 20:17   #2
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