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Old 23rd August 2019, 16:24   #1
FLYING BANANA
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The largest condom factory in France burned down. President Macron was woken at 4 am by the telephone.

"Sorry to bother you at this hour, Sir, but there is an emergency! I've just received word that the Durex factory in Paris has burned to the ground. It is estimated that the entire French supply of condoms will be used up by the end of the week."

Macron: "Oh damn! The economy will never be able to cope with all those unwanted babies, especially with the Brits leaving us with all their money! We'll be ruined. We'll have to ship some in from China”

Telephone voice says, "Bad idea... The Chinese will have a field day with this one. We'll be a laughing stock. What about the UK?”

Macron: "Okay, I'll call Boris and tell him we need five million condoms, ten inches long and three inches diameter. That way, they'll continue to respect us as Frenchmen."

Three days later, a delighted President Macron ran out to open the first of the 10,000 boxes that had just arrived. He found it full of condoms, 10 inches long and 3 inches diameter, exactly as requested...

All coloured with Union Jacks with the following written on each one:

MADE IN THE UK - SIZE: SMALL
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