Consider this a DIVORCE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lordy · 27th August 2015, 14:42

Be advised no MG's or Rover Were harmed during this caption photo shot.

LotusLC · 27th August 2015, 14:52

Right David, put the hammer down before you hurt yourself, sit down in the chair, have a cold beer (again, as i think its you that's hammered) and i will phone some very nice people who will take great care of you

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Lordy · 27th August 2015, 14:58

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Originally Posted by lotuslc

Right David, put the hammer down before you hurt yourself, sit down in the chair, have a cold beer (again, as i think its you that's hammered) and i will phone some very nice people who will take great care of you

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Ok putting hammer down nice and slowly, back away from the car nice and slow.

No booze in my system we just had slight misunderstanding.

LotusLC · 27th August 2015, 15:02

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Originally Posted by Lord Rover

Ok putting hammer down nice and slowly, back away from the car nice and slow.

No booze in my system we just had slight misunderstanding.

What the car needs is caressing and loving, do not take this to extremes tho and turn it into a fetishism

Lordy · 27th August 2015, 15:10

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Originally Posted by lotuslc

What the car needs is caressing and loving, do not take this to extremes tho and turn it into a fetishism

I give it plenty of TLC only thing is she wants it all the time.

I should never have agreed on a joint back account

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Its caption o clock lads come on let's hear them, speak your mind we all need a giggle.

FLYER · 27th August 2015, 15:41

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Originally Posted by Lord Rover

Be advised no MG's or Rover Were harmed during this caption photo shot.

Right that's it !!!

You've been asking for this .

I'm going to give you a right good thrashing.

Your too young to remember that Davy boy.

mh007 · 27th August 2015, 15:49

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Originally Posted by FLYER

Right that's it !!!

You've been asking for this .

I'm going to give you a right good thrashing

Made me chuckle just thinking about that particular episode

At least Basil Fawlty was a bit more suttle............he used a branch !!

freddie · 27th August 2015, 15:50

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Bonnet cable gone lose how do I open the bonnet.

Georgies Dad · 27th August 2015, 15:51

Go for it

Lordy · 27th August 2015, 15:58

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Originally Posted by w44nty

Go for it

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO:t urncat:

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Georgies Dad This is my second home Land Rover Join Date: May 2013 Location: Thorpe St Andrew,Norwich Posts: 14,715 Thanks: 933 Thanked 2,925 Times in 1,979 Posts	Go for it __________________ Steve and Georgie Together Forever Lonely days are long Twilight sings a song All the happiness that used to be Soon my eyes will close Soon I'll find repose And in dreams, you're always near to me I'll see you in my dreams And then I'll hold you in my dreams