Watch out for texting auto corrects!

[MWMan]

THE FIRST MESSAGE:

Hey Bill ---- This is Alan next door.

I’m sorry buddy, but I have a confession to make to you.

I've been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to
get up the courage to tell you to your face,

but I am at least now telling in text as I can’t live with myself a moment
longer without you knowing.

The truth is, I have been sharing your wife, day and night, when you're not
around.

In fact, probably more than you.

I haven’t been getting it at home recently, but that's no excuse I know.

The temptation was just too much...

I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest
apologies and forgive me.

I promise that it won't happen again. Please come up with a fee for usage,
and I'll pay you.

Regards, Alan.



THE ACTION:

Bill, feeling insulted and betrayed, grabbed his gun, and shot his neighbour
Alan dead.

He returned home where he poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the
sofa.

He took out his phone where he saw he has a subsequent message from his
neighbour.





THE SECOND MESSAGE:

Hey Bill --- This is Alan next door again.

Sorry about the slight typo on my last text.

I know you'll have figured it out anyway, but I’m sure you noticed that my
auto-correct changed ‘Wifi’ to ‘Wife’.

Technology hey?!?

Hope you saw the funny side of that.

Regards, Alan.