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Old 21st January 2020, 20:48   #1
FLYING BANANA
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Cool No Wi-fi

I went to a pub yesterday evening and ordered a pint. As the landlord put my drink down, I asked him for the wifi code because I needed to check a message.

"Oh no" he said, "No wifi in here, people used to sit talking in pubs, about their day, their families, work, politics, music, the lot. Now people just stare at their phones and it breaks my heart to see. Therefore, no wifi in this pub."

"You know what?" I replied, "You're right" and I put my phone away.

"Thank you", the landlord said "In this pub I want you to act as you would fifty years ago".

So I lit a cigarette, gave him 50p for the pint and said "Two can play at that game mate."
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