At the airport

[FLYING BANANA]

A little old great grandmother is at the airport getting ready for a flight home for the Christmas holidays:

She is very early and is wandering around the airport. She sees a vending machine that says. 'Your Fortune Told Here!'

She thinks it's silly but she puts a $1 bill in and a card drops that says..
''YOU ARE AN AMAZING VIOLIN PLAYER!'

She thinks that's stupid I've never touched a violin in my life. But on the counter in front of her is a violin.

She picks it up and plays it so beautifully that people are gathering around and applaud her when she's done.

She thinks that's an amazing coincidence and has to try the machine again!

This time the card reads....
'YOU ARE ABOUT TO HAVE A SERIOUS GAS ATTACK'

Again she thinks it's silly, she hasn't had gas in many years. About that time she let's one rip that stinks up the whole airport sending people running away in a panic.

She is highly embarrassed but has to try the machine again.

This time the card reads...
'YOU ARE ABOUT TO HAVE AMAZING SEX'

She thinks now that's really stupid I haven't had sex in over 20 years!
About that time 3 young men come up to her and take her to a little room and proceed to have amazing sex with her!

She goes back to the machine and says, she has to try it again. She puts a dollar in again.

This time the card says....
'LADY YOU HAVE FIDDLED, BROKE WIND AND HAD AMAZING SEX. YOU HAVE NOW MISSED YOUR FLIGHT'.....