Lord Rover's moral is low help need a laugh.

[Lordy]

Hiya all for the first time in a while I'm down in the dumps, if you want to know what's up please thank this post and I'll send a message about it.

let's just say it was a bit unexpected and oh boy tons of work.

I'm not a quitter and not planning on it either but where do I start and how do I tackle it.

Brain is going all over the place.

Quick lads Dave'y here needs a laugh and fast.

[Elliott]

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

When life gives you melons, you’re probably dyslexic.

A pirate walks into a bar, with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. The bartender says, “Hey buddy, you know you got a steering wheel in your pants?” Pirate says, “Aye, it’s driving me nuts.”

Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.

Two men walked into a bar… The third man ducked.

I cleaned the attic with my wife the other day. Now I can’t get the cobwebs out of her hair.

OK last one. Did you hear about the restaurant on the Moon? Great food, but no atmosphere

[Lordy]

Originally Posted by Elliott

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

When life gives you melons, you’re probably dyslexic.

A pirate walks into a bar, with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. The bartender says, “Hey buddy, you know you got a steering wheel in your pants?” Pirate says, “Aye, it’s driving me nuts.”

Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.

Two men walked into a bar… The third man ducked.

I cleaned the attic with my wife the other day. Now I can’t get the cobwebs out of her hair.

OK last one. Did you hear about the restaurant on the Moon? Great food, but no atmosphere

LMAO do like the melons gag. also the steering wheel one as well.

[Phil]

Sorry to hear you are struggling Dave.
Life goes like that.
I find I tend to get suspicious when things go well for any length of time... That doesn't happen very often though.

[trikey]

Chin up Dave, your a fighter with a great sense of humour, whatever is troubling you wont beat you buddy.

[FLYER]

Dave .

Life is something that happens to you when you are busy doing something else .

And if that makes no sense to you then you need to read it again.

[Lordy]

Its nothing really major it is car related but not the 75, just found jobs that are mounting up like anything and its bad.

everyone keeps telling me to scrap it and its not worth the hassle, just a bit down in the dumps thinking the project would be easy its going to get a lot harder form here on.

What doesn't help either is my work load its been reduced to barley a minimum.

Right no more feeling sorry for myself come on now where's my kick butt attitude.

Fight Dave fight and keep on pushing.

[Phil]

Ah, the Probe.

What's wrong with it? I guess welding??

I used to run a classic car (Marina) as my daily motor and the poor thing had had more welding than any car I have ever seen. I loved him to bits though.
I only sold him because of a massive change in circumstances and told the guy who bought him to give me first refusal if he ever wanted rid.

Next thing I heard, he'd been scrapped. I was devastated. The best car I had ever owned.

[v-man]

An English cat, named One Two Three and a French cat, named Un Deux Trois, decided to have a swimming race across the Channel. The English cat won because Un Deux Trois cat sank.

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What do you get if you cross a koala and a skunk?



Poo bear.

[Jay]

“A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk', to which I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly.”
― Winston S. Churchill